Joe went out on a blind date to the carnival.
“What would you like to do first, Kim?” asked Joe.
“I want to get weighed,” she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 pounds
and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
“I want to get weighed,” she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight,
and Joe lost his pound.
The couple walked around the carnival some more and again Joe
asked where to next.
“I want to get weighed,” she responded.
By this time, Joe was figuring she was kind of weird and took her
home early, dropping her off with a polite handshake.
Her room-mate, Laura, asked her about the blind date,
“So, how did it go?”
Kim responded, “Oh, Waura, it was wousy.”
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