Web geekery:
The Standardista Rebels have established a secret base on the remote domain of squidoo.com. The Dark Lord of the Kludge, Darth Gates has sent web crawlers in search of this base and its commander, Luke Veloso. While Luke is out browsing around the base, he is locked up and his browser is crashed by a Wampa applet.
Meanwhile, back at the base, the hacker-blogger Tantek Solo announces his intention to leave the Rebels to repay the debt he owes to the vile gangster Digg the Hutt (much to the displeasure of Princess Molly). But after Tantek discovers that Luke has not returned from his browsing patrol, he delays his departure and leaves the base to look for him.
*chuckle*
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