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	<title>Darren Beale &#187; Offline</title>
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	<description>Husband, Father and Entrepreneurial Geek</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Darling Buds of, erm, July</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2008/07/03/the-darling-buds-of-erm-july/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here I am blatantly contradicting myself and posting within a week of saying I won&#8217;t be for a while.
Well there is one subject that I&#8217;m particularly interested in at the moment and can find the motivation to post about; my veg.
Tonight I came home and realised just how much variety we&#8217;ve got that will be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here I am blatantly contradicting myself and posting within a week of saying I won&#8217;t be for a while.</p>
<p>Well there is one subject that I&#8217;m particularly interested in at the moment and can find the motivation to post about; my veg.</p>
<p>Tonight I came home and realised just how much variety we&#8217;ve got that will be soon ready to eat so I thought I&#8217;d share a few pics:</p>
<p><strong>Soon to be yellow tomatoes</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/toms.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-475" title="Yellow toms" src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/toms.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="383" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Spuds from one plant (I have 20+) with 4 different Chili plants in the background</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/spuds.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-474" title="spuds" src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/spuds.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p><strong>My salad rows: Lettuce, Basil and Rocket</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/salad.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-473" title="salad" src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/salad.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="362" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Soon to be a prize Pumpkin</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-471" title="pumpkin" src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Peas</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/peas.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-470" title="peas" src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/peas.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="447" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Poorly weeded Red Onions</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/onions.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-469" title="onions" src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/onions.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="667" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Hungarian Wax Chili</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hungarian-wax.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-468" title="hungarian-wax" src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hungarian-wax.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="408" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Cucumbers in the greenhouse</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cucumber.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-467" title="cucumber" src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cucumber.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="503" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Baby courgettes </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/courgette.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-466" title="courgette" src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/courgette.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
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		<title>Philip Glass - Music in 12 parts</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2007/10/23/philip-glass-music-in-12-parts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hard work.
Kurt and I attempted so see the entire piece last night at the Barbican. We managed the first half which was 1.5 hours and whilst being in awe of complexity and the sheer effort being used to manually repeat the same chord for 45 minutes without a break by half time we could face [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hard work.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ozficici.com/?p=374">Kurt</a> and I attempted so see<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_in_Twelve_Parts"> the entire piece</a> last night at the <a href="http://www.barbican.org.uk/theatre/event-detail.asp?ID=5359">Barbican</a>. We managed the first half which was 1.5 hours and whilst being in awe of complexity and the sheer effort being used to manually repeat the same chord for 45 minutes without a break by half time we could face no more and left early; I feel less of a philistine to now know that it&#8217;s normally played out over 3 days.</p>
<p>I had a great time and also managed to fit in clearing the last things from our house before its sale and seeing Orient nail Port Vale 3:1 at Brisbane Road thanks to <a href="http://blog.core10.co.uk/">Karl</a>. Shame about the Rugby and the F1.</p>
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		<title>Gardening from scratch, almost</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2007/04/24/gardening-from-scratch-almost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like Casey&#8217;s seed germination shortcut here.
From that I get the impression that they, like us, have been willing lots of little dots in mud to become green living things. I never realised what a stressful time it could be worrying about carrots, parsnips &#38; onions etc. and that&#8217;s even before they are in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like Casey&#8217;s <a href="http://inpicenum.com/2007/04/23/fast-food-loro-piceno-style/">seed germination shortcut here</a>.</p>
<p>From that I get the impression that they, like us, have been willing lots of little dots in mud to become green living things. I never realised what a stressful time it could be worrying about carrots, parsnips &amp; onions etc. and that&#8217;s even before they are in the ground. Once that happens there is then a whole new world of pain trying to stop everything eating them.</p>
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		<title>Chilli power</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2007/03/26/chilli-power/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year, soon after we moved, I bought 2 chilli plants at a Malvern farmers market. Off the back of those 2 plants - 1x Jalepeno and 1x Scotch Bonnet - I got about 50 fruits each, yummy!
Well  this year I&#8217;m having a go at growing my own. I got 50x &#8216;Bolivian Rainbow&#8217; and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last year, soon after we moved, I bought 2 chilli plants at a Malvern farmers market. Off the back of those 2 plants - 1x Jalepeno and 1x Scotch Bonnet - I got about 50 fruits each, yummy!</p>
<p>Well  this year I&#8217;m having a go at growing my own. I got 50x &#8216;Bolivian Rainbow&#8217; and 20x &#8216;Long Cayenne&#8217; seeds from <a href="http://www.becomingdomestic.co.uk">the Mrs</a> for christmas plus as an experiment I got 1 of each of last years fruits from the freezer and planted the seeds from them - approx 8x scotch bonnet and 15 Jalepeno.</p>
<p>So without further ado may I present to you some tubs of mud.</p>
<p><img src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/image116-2.jpg" alt="Tubs of mud" /></p>
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		<title>The best football chant ever</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2006/09/27/the-best-football-chant-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went with Karl to see Orient play last night. I soon realised just how much I miss being able to go to regular games, but seeing as it&#8217;s my only regret about leaving London, I can live with it.
Anyway, the game was really exciting to start off with both sides giving a good account [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went with <a href="http://blog.core10.co.uk">Karl</a> to see <a href="http://www.leytonorient.com">Orient</a> play last night. I soon realised just how much I miss being able to go to regular games, but seeing as it&#8217;s my only regret about leaving London, I can live with it.</p>
<p>Anyway, the game was really exciting to start off with both sides giving a good account of themselves. Unfortunately the O&#8217;s then let in 2 goals just before half-time. Soon after the re-start they let another one in, at this point people started going home and the Gillingham supporters were very vocal. It was depressing to watch; the O&#8217;s were all over the place.</p>
<p>Then a ray of light; due to a blatant red card offence that only resulted in a yellow the keeper gave away a penalty. Matt Lockwood scored.</p>
<p>Then he scored a second and with a new found belief they kept up the attack until amazingly Matt Lockwood completed his hat-trick just before full time.</p>
<p>At this point the entire O&#8217;s crowd (about 4500 of us) broke into song, gesturing to the - now remarkably quiet - Gillingham contingent (about 500):</p>
<blockquote><p>3 nil and you fucked it up, 3 nil and you fucked it up</p></blockquote>
<p>(repeat until fade)</p>
<p>Great game.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/5373290.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/5373290.stm</a></p>
<p>I think my next fix is their Cheltenham away game.</p>
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		<title>Engerland</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2006/07/01/engerland/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2006 14:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 45 mins time England play Portugal in the World Cup quarter finals against Portugal.
Lampard WILL score first and we&#8217;ll win (my tenner on willhill.com says so at 9/1) , narrowly, avoiding a dreaded penalty shoot-out.
My friends Kurt and Sara at Fresh01 have gone one step further than the car flag, check ou this screenshot [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 45 mins time England play Portugal in the World Cup quarter finals against Portugal.</p>
<p>Lampard <strong>WILL</strong> score first and we&#8217;ll win (my tenner on willhill.com says so at 9/1) , narrowly, avoiding a dreaded penalty shoot-out.</p>
<p>My friends Kurt and Sara at <a href="http://www.fresh01.com">Fresh01</a> have gone one step further than the car flag, check ou this screenshot of their website:<br />
<a href="http://www.fresh01.com"><img src="http://bealers.com/wp-content/themes/bealers/images/fresh01_england.gif" alt="Fresh01.com" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Come on England!</strong></p>
<p>Edit:<br />
<strong>Arse</strong></p>
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		<title>Massive Attack - Blue Lines</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2006/05/25/massive-attack-blue-lines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 14:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Upon finding out that a colleague at work had not heard it, this album is, to quote my lovely wife Cathie:
The Greatest Album Ever Ever Ever Recorded and to think there are people in the world who have never heard it is v. sad
She has a point.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Upon finding out that a colleague at work had not heard it, this album is, to quote my lovely wife Cathie:</p>
<blockquote><p>The Greatest Album Ever Ever Ever Recorded and to think there are people in the world who have never heard it is v. sad</p></blockquote>
<p>She has a point.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=bealerscom-21%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=B000000WHX%2526tag=bealerscom-21%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/B000000WHX%25253FSubscriptionId=1E3GFKQT205502G81702" title="View product details at Amazon"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000000WHX.02._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" alt="Blue Lines" /></a></p>
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		<title>New Virus warning</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2006/05/16/new-virus-warning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 14:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive
WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, by any means, DO
NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life and any fun you&#8217;d
like to have, completely.
If you should come into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.<br />
The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive<br />
WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, by any means, DO<br />
NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life and any fun you&#8217;d<br />
like to have, completely.</p>
<p>If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two<br />
good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase and consume one or both of the two<br />
known antidotes; Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor<br />
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote<br />
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.<br />
You should forward this warning to 5 friends.</p>
<p>If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is<br />
controlling your life.</p>
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		<title>A kick around with a difference</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2006/04/12/a-kick-around-with-a-difference/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone on the Os mailing list posted this today.
Its an advert for Carlsberg with loads of old British classic footballers.
< 3mins of your life worth wasting

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3219386766071397128&#038;q=carlsberg&#038;pl=true
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone on the <a href="http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/os/">Os mailing list</a> <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3219386766071397128&#038;q=carlsberg&#038;pl=true">posted this</a> today.</p>
<p>Its an advert for Carlsberg with loads of old British classic footballers.</p>
<p>< 3mins of your life worth wasting<br />
<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3219386766071397128&#038;q=carlsberg&#038;pl=true"><br />
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3219386766071397128&#038;q=carlsberg&#038;pl=true</a></p>
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		<title>A great 0-0</title>
		<link>http://bealers.com/2006/03/08/a-great-0-0/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 22:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just finished watching Arsenal knock Real Madrid out of the champions league and what a cracking match it was.
They&#8217;ve had a ropey league form but they were immense tonight (and two weeks ago) and they totaly deserve to be through to the 1/4 finals. I certainly can&#8217;t recall a more exciting 0-0 draw.
(and for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just finished watching Arsenal knock Real Madrid out of the champions league and what a cracking match it was.</p>
<p>They&#8217;ve had a ropey league form but they were immense tonight (and two weeks ago) and they totaly deserve to be through to the 1/4 finals. I certainly can&#8217;t recall a more exciting 0-0 draw.<br />
(and for the record I don&#8217;t support Arsenal)</p>
<p>Related:</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/4778392.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/4778392.stm</a></p>
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