Darren Beale

New Virus warning

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, by any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life and any fun you’d like to have, completely. If you should come into [...]

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An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation…

An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. Until the boat sank. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, . . . nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he [...]

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Husband Superstore

Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; [...]

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Joke: Joe went out on a blind date to the carnival

Joe went out on a blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Kim?” asked Joe. “I want to get weighed,” she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 pounds and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the [...]

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Joke: Stevie Wonder playing his first ever gig in Tokyo

Stevie Wonder was playing his first ever gig in Tokyo and the venue was absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asked if anyone would like him to play a request. A little old Japanese man jumped out of his seat in the first row and shouted at [...]

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